I’m not one for fast food. The last Mc Donalds I had would of been early 2003, and no, I haven’t had any since then. Honest to god. It’s more a moral choice. I don’t like their domination over Mum & Dad operated fast food chains and the shear waste of packaging they output. But most importantly, what i hate about these ultra fast food places, is the fact you get plastic food, that after you have finished devouring, has some how laminated the roof of your mouth and plastered your tongue with this sludge of grease, which won’t even wash of with the coke you got with your up-sized meal. A few hours later, your skin turns a nice pale yellowish green, as your body tries to run a lab diagnostics as to the chemical makeup of the contents you permitted into your delicate digestive system. Was it worth it you ask?

Well by the looks of the general public, who seem to be aiming for size 40 dress pants, the answer must be a big fat yes! I don’t understand it to be honest. Its like a heroine addict. They know that what they’re doing will hurt them if they keep up the lifestyle. The same, maybe not so accelerated as heroine, goes for fast food. But you think, if you are like Oprah, you would not profess fatty foods and a junk food lifestyle, considering she has been there and ate that. For millions of years now, Oprah, the couch dwelling mammal, has been sending out to her listeners’ that its good to be slim, its good to be healthy, it feels great to be healthy!

There would have to be over a hundred of diets that have made it to the Oprah Show. So do you know what she has done? Instead of going on her anti-junk food diet campaign, she’s done the opposite, quite the clever marketing tool in fact. She has bought KFC for the entire American Public. That’s right, the dinner is on her! You go to her website, with your fatty pre-greased fingers from last meal, and grab a voucher. Don’t believe me? Cast your square eyes here! We can see straight away, its all in our minds that KFC is a fatty food, the kind of mentality they are trying to shake their non-loyal fat loving customers off. But unless KFC has changed in the past three months, i don’t see how i can “unthink” this fatty perception. You see, since 2003, i tried KFC for the first time three months ago, and it was half chicken, half oil and fat. Sorry, unless my taste buds lie to me, it’s my experience with the junk “food”.

So what is Oprah trying to do here? Unless Oprah has nothing to do with it, and KFC is simply using her healthy aura to sell these products. Or perhaps its much bigger than that. Its much bigger than the size 40 pants you wear. Perhaps its a means of securing Oprah’s fan base for the future. Lets feed them all up. Get the hooked on KFC’s finger licking goodness, fatten them up, and when their skin is turning into the yellowish green colour, hit them with a diet or 50 on the Oprah Show. Looks like Oprah isn’t after world fattination either, as the offer is only valid to the United States locale only!